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"FAT
GUY'S CREEDO"
ABLE TO LEAP RESTERAUNT GAURD RAILS IN A SINGLE BOUND,FASTER THAN SUPERMAN ON SPEED (THROUGH BUFFET LINES),CAN HYPNOTIZE
RESTERAUNT OWNERS WITH WAVES OF FAT, CAN DEFLECT BULLETS WITH SKINNY CIVILIANS,EASILY LIFT A SUBMARINE... SANDWICH!
IT'S A COW! NO, IT'S AN ELEPHANT! NO IT'S FAT GUY! OH GOD, IT'S FAT GUY! LOCK THE DOORS, HIDE THE FOOD, WE'RE
CLOSED!
...AND WELCOME TO THE FWO (THE FAT WORLD ORDER)
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